i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
