I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Randomize
