Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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