Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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