Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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