That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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