On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
No subtext here. People are naked.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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