SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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