it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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