suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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