How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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