She's JV to your varsity
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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