I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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