Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Randomize
