Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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