side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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