I don't think brook has ever known best
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
this hospital has no fireball
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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