After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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