dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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