Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
