is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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