The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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