i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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