does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
