Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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