16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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