I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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