Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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