somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
