Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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