Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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