Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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