You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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