Having a random hookup so left but love u
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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