pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
