I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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