He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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