try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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