she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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