But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
