Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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