When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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