I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Will exercising make me less horny?
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