You're my little dorito
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
