worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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