we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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