her vagine was all disorganized.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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