Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
try to milk me bitch
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