Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we're chasing vodka with high fives
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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