Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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