I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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